Cafe Los Feliz

I just have to jump right in and tell you that this bathroom is one of the absolute worst that I have seen thus far. And I love this little cafe- woman owned, all women run... it's so good! Why does their bathroom have to be so bad?! Ugh... you're really put me in a bad spot, here, LFC. 

First offense: Kitchen awkwardness galore. Not only do you have to go through the kitchen, but it's small back there, so you are immediately in the way. This morning, when I was trying to navigate my way back there to change my tampon (ugh), I bumped into three people, all while muttering, "Oh, excuse me, excuse me", and THEN walked in on someone in the bathroom, because they hadn't locked the door. AWKWARD. Standing next to the bathroom door, here is what you see (looking left, then looking right).

Yeah, it's awkward. 

Second offense: Smallest. Bathroom. Ever. I swear, my ass could barely turn around in there. I stood in one spot and turned around in a circle, and here is what I saw: 

Little tiny sink! And yeah, that hand-held mirror was all they had...

Oh, look! There's the toilet under my skirt! 

And, oops! I bumped into that door handle! OWWW! 

Ok, I'm kind of being an asshole. This is a tiny bathroom, I've made my point, and I suppose that isn't really their fault. But, they could spruce it up a bit, I mean, come on. Right? Luckily, I didn't have to crap in there. Believe you me, the tampon changing was plenty to negotiate. 

Oh, and just so you get the full picture... 

Here is the view from sitting on the toilet: 

Yikes! 

Must I say it? I'm giving them a D-.